{"product_id":"too-old-to-care-club-retirement-t-shirt","title":"Too Old to Care Club Personalized Retirement T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eRetirement isn't quiet — it's a hammock, a cold drink, and a signpost that says not here, not now. This tee makes membership official: a Too Old to Care Club badge on the chest with their name beneath it, and a full beach-day scene sprawled across the back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePersonalized with the retiree's name on the front club badge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNine shirt colors, from crisp white to forest green\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade to order after customization\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal Handmade at Heart artwork direction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft midweight cotton unisex tee with a classic fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFront chest badge print plus a large full-back design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for retirement parties, last-day-of-work gifts, milestone birthdays, and beach vacations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow it works\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose your shirt color and size.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEnter the name for the club badge.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReview your details before checkout.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdd to cart and complete checkout.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePersonalization tips\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShort names or nicknames match the badge lettering best — check spelling before you order, since it prints exactly as typed.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Handmade at Heart","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52805219352852,"sku":null,"price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1002\/6575\/4900\/files\/too-old-to-care-club-retirement-t-shirt-gpt2-main-01.png?v=1784096572","url":"https:\/\/www.handmadeatheart.com\/products\/too-old-to-care-club-retirement-t-shirt","provider":"Handmade at Heart","version":"1.0","type":"link"}